A girl missed her periød 2 months ago,

 A girl missed her periød 2 months ago, her mom took her to the clinic for prēgnancy test of which it was positive. Embārrassed, her mom said, who is the pig that got you prēgnant?  The girl picked up her phone and made a call. An hour later, a young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the girls house. 



Good evening, the man greeted... Your daughter told me the prøblem in the house. I can't marry for now because of my family issues, but I promise I will take care of her for the rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl, I promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1million dollars. If it's a boy, I 'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5 million dollars in her account. If it's twins, I 'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarriage, what do you suggest I do? 

The girl father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said , my son, if there is mīscarriage, you'll sleep with her again.


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