Yuck, I’m An Igorot!!!!! I’m Sorry I'm Ugly Yes, I’m an Igorot.
Yuck, I’m An Igorot!!!!! I’m Sorry I'm Ugly Yes, I’m an Igorot. And everything on your mind about me is correct. I’m pretty sure you see me as an ugly mammal. I have a flat nose. I have a pair of sleepy eyes. I have the most disgusting face in the world. By the way, I have a tail. However, my tail only becomes visible to monkeys like me. That’s why you are lucky enough to see it with your two naked, blinded eyes. You’re correct for saying that I am a zombie because I have reddish teeth. You might as well call the director of The Walking Dead to include us in the series. Promise, we are cheaper than Sharon Cuneta when it comes to talent fees. We can even pose beside her daughter KC Conception without asking for a fee. All we want is to be labeled correctly. Because I’m smart, I’m aware that all beauty pageants worldwide made a ban on us because there is no beauty in us. We only represent the beast in this humanity. Do you remember the time when Americans exhibited us in St. L...