Báck then, When I was Still a Chíld of about 14 years old, I was In Children Church.


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Báck then, When I was Still a Chíld of about 14 years old, I was In Children Church. The Pastor Told us that Everybody Must Give Testimony That Particular Sunday.

 I told Them that I dón't Have any Testimony, But The Pastor said that ANY ONE WHO DÓESN'T GIVE TESTIMONY WILL NÓT GO HOME😟😭😭.

 As Everybody started rúshing out to give Téstimony, I had nó choice than to joín them🙆😩😭. My parents Were Very Happy seeing me Giving Testimony 😩🥰

When it was my Túrn, I shouted "Church praíseee The Lorddd!!🥰🥰", and I started Cryíng🥺😳.

 "Chaiii, It's a Lóng Story, God is too Góod!!☝️🥺😭😭", 

The Moderating Pastor told me "Please Gó stráight to the Point!!" 😔😒😒

"The Testimony Is too Lóng And páinful to tálk, chaiii", I was Just shóuting and rólling On The Floor. 😳😭 

When The Pastor saw that, the Testimony Was Too Lóng And I was crying so so múch, He told the Rest 8 Testifiers that was Waiting to Go and Sít down, and Let's Hear this Amâzing Testimony from Me!!🙈🥰🥰😋.

I cleaned my téars and said "When I was Writing My Junior Waec, My Siblings told Me that I will Fâil my Maths and English, because I was nót góod in it, Even My Parent told Me that I won't Páss Maths They límited me ooooooo!!"🥺😭😭,

 I started cryíng again, The Ushers came close to me to clean my Teárs, And told me To Cóntinue ; 

"...They said I'll Fáil Maths,They Brought me down completely,😔.... But....But...But....But....but....I shóck All of them and Faíl All the 9 Subjects!!"😳😳😭😭😂😂

Aswear the whole was silent 😶🔕 as if there was a ghøst in the building......mmmmm 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

Pls don't forget to lïkë that's the encouragement 😩😩🙏🙏

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