The year is 1370, and there was a guy named John.
The year is 1370, and there was a guy named John. Okay, well there were probably a lot of John’s back then, but the one specifically we’re taking a snapshot of here is John Saundirson. Now, John had a problem. Well, more accurately, his wife Tedia Lambhird had the problem.... She took umbrage at the fact he could not, or would not, perform in the bedchamber. This was a big deal back then. In those days, impotence meant you could not father a child. The entire purpose of marriage, was to produce offspring. While everyone back then was just as lusty and bawdy as now, the idea of “having fun” in the bedchambers was not something the pious allowed. Being unable to make offspring meant the marriage was 'insufficient', and that alone was warrant enough to allow for divorce. So what did Tedia do? Tedia filed against poor John and took him, and his flaccid member, to trial. But....in order to win the divorce proceedings, she needed proof. Just to claim impotence wasn’t enough, she had ...